wumpus

Wumpus (wum-pus)(n.) One who excells in areas such as intelligence, quick thinking, and ingenuity. Also may have a walrus-like personallity.

See - walrus, mythbusters, CSI.

Plural - wumpii.

Jamie Hyneman is definitely a Wumpus.

by Philosiphicus August 30, 2007

wumpus

Wumpus (wum-pus)(n.) One who excells in areas such as intelligence, quick thinking, and ingenuity. Also may have a walrus-like personallity.

See - walrus, mythbusters, CSI.

Plural - wumpii.

Jamie Hyneman is definitely a Wumpus.

by Philosiphicus August 30, 2007

Gully Wumpus

An affectionate term generally used between lovers. It has multiple meanings but is generally used when things are starting to get steamy. It can also be used as a pet name when speaking to a significant other. Chicks dig it.

"Babe, you're such a Gully Wumpus."

"Wow babe, that's so hot."

by regifium January 28, 2018

snuggy wumpus

Cuddly wumpus, any person, place, animal or thing that fits the bill ie.

1. Loved one

2. Comfy bed

3. My dog Cosmo

4. Fur coat
Something that readily qualifies as irrisitable to the touch with merely the anticipation of how soft it may be. Cuddly, comfy, cozy, warm and inviting.

1. The snuggy wumpus is elusive, a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, a buried treasure a golden egg laying goose. Those who seek the snuggy wumpus do not always find, those who have found the snuggy wumpus do not always recognize it. 2. My snuggy wumpus has teeth, and claws but that is insignificant to compared to how soft he is and his ability to nuzzle. 3. Being the creature of comfort that I am, I forever seek the snuggiest of wumpuses .

by Wordley Lamarr October 7, 2017

Thrashing Wumpus

1. Thrashing Wumpus - Magic The Gathering - Tap 1 Swamp: Thrashing Wumpus deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

2. Thrashing Wumpus - Sex move - After fucking your girl in the ass she lets out a succession of fart noises creating the noise a Thrashing Wumpus would make.

1. Young wumpuses are malevolent and vicious - but they grow out of it.

2. Dude! I drew a Thrashing Wumpus last night; my girl's ass was all like "Wump wump wump wump"!

by [e-mail] September 30, 2010

Wet Wumpus

When you say someone is “wet wumpus” it is the highest ranking complement in our language. Calling someone a wet wumpus means you truly appreciate them and by calling them that it shows they mean the world to you

Boris: just had a pit noodle and a wank
You: you are not wet wumpus go back to monkey school

by Wet Wumpus August 20, 2022

wumpus cat

A readily "willing" female of below-average looks, and above-average weight. See also "Sea Donkey".

Man, I know Kelly is your friend and all, but that club-rat is a straight up Wumpus Cat!

by tooty September 13, 2005