Wuenschell

german name which originally pronounced Vinchell, was modified to sound like the shitty donut place Winchells and taunts all who have any name sounding similar to the donut shack that started in 1948 in Southern California which was bought out by Yum Yum donuts and kicked out of Kansas by Krispy Kreme, a sell out compared to the awesome legacy of Wuenschell

"Wuenschell? Like Winchell's donuts?"

"I oughta pummel you."

Wuenschell by Wuenschell August 1, 2008

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winschell

An athetic and hilarious person who could make any thing funny and is great at sport also is a great friend and is really shy but knows how to have a good time

That so winschell

winschell by Markus cyprien May 17, 2017

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Wuenschell • winschell • Wunschel

Wunschel

A wunschel is a condition where the penis is hidden by abdominal or suprapubic skin or fat. In adult men, buried penis occurs as an acquired condition most commonly caused by morbid obesity or several severe disease abnormalities.

Grandma said the nurse wanted to put a catheter in Grandpa’s penis, but he got a Wunschel.

Wunschel by EGomez October 29, 2021

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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