Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions 

When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times

If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!

Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016

wriothesley 

Hottest cop ever. If I ever saw him I would surrender to him even if I never committed a crime in my entire life.

Arrest me

"Oh my god wriothesley, please arrest me ngh"

"What"

wriothesley by 6Wriothesleysimp9 August 26, 2023

writhe 

A type of shudder at the peak of sex or when the body is completely sensitive.

Anita writhed after Nathaniel pulled out from her climax.

writhe by Chiko-kun October 18, 2008

writhe in pleasure 

the action performed after experiencing pleasure so great that nothing but convulsions of the body can suffice to express the delight

antonym - writhe in pain

After taking a shower on a cold morning I jumped naked in my still warm bed and proceeded to writhe in pleasure.

writhe in pleasure by mooselips December 16, 2008

writhe 

The act of squirming or flailing around in bed. Most commonly carried out upon awakening, but can last all day if the conditions are appropriate. Keeps at it's best when accompanied by the right music and/or snacks and/or wingman. Best accompanied by all three.

fuck it all, let's just writhe today

writhed all morning, let's writhe some more

writhe by Maxine Vega September 22, 2011

Writhe 

A. The best Ret Paladin on the server of Dethecus in World of Warcraft.
B. Suck Spec Officer of Rest in Pieces

Did you see Writhe just kill both of those guys in S3 gear? Damn.

Writhe by Deunan March 11, 2008

the one who writes in cursive 

He or she who sexts. Sends sext messages.

"Stay away from the one who writes in cursive"

the one who writes in cursive by LAMO93401 January 30, 2018