Russell: But those guy left me at White Castle last night! I had to blow the large black man for a ride home. And he din't give it to me either! I called my mom and dad and they told me I suck! I finally got home by calling my friend with the Mercury Sable, but I had to promise him my tight nerd ass.
Bob: You will receive an additional write up for being stupid. You can go home now.
Russell: YEA! Yu-Gi-Oh is on!