I would rather _____ than _____

An insult that just shows you utterly hate something, or someone.

I would rather have my testicles and penis ripped out, have remote mines placed in the newly formed holes in my genital regions, and have the mines detonated than spend the rest of my life in Alabama.

by dj gs68 July 19, 2003

i would like to apologize

"I messed up again and i don't get why I'm so stupid"

Destiny "hunter why'd you drop that" hunter "i would like to apologize"

by Bruh i made a definition December 18, 2017

I would, but I'm pregnant

an excuse for doing nothing, used by women as a reason for not doing things that anyone else can do without a second thought

make the beds? i would, but I'm pregnant..

by dilcurrie July 25, 2011

i would tax you

I would fuck you.

Damn cutie I would tax you!

by Joe mamma November 5, 2013

I would turn you in

I would report you to the police.

If you kill someone, I would turn you in !

by Zulufly December 4, 2022

i would rock you

playing a game and to have sexual intercourse after. Non stop and very violently.

we should play checkers. i would rock you.

by beachbabe56 September 29, 2018

If I could I would

If I could fuck I would fuck

I told Ashley the other day on snap If I could I would

by Happyfingers123 November 2, 2021