Defines ones mental state after consuming an idiotic number of alcoholic beverages. Derived from the late Sean Westenberg and gradually evolved to its current spelling.

"dude, i was SO sean wäshtenberged at that party last night!!" can also be heard screaming on the quads and atop frat house roofs; "im SOOOO WÄSHTENBERRRRGGGEEDDDD!!!" note: smashing a beer can on your forehead while screaming this phrase may create an instant sense of frat boy euphoria. use expression at your own risk.

Wäshtenberged by christOpholo&gillespe October 21, 2013

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Wittenberg University

A highly prestigious liberal arts university in Springfield, Ohio known for hot girls, excessive amounts of alcohol, relentless parties, bar crawls, and anything else that doesn't have to do with getting an education

It took me five years to gradate.
Why?
I went to Wittenberg University!

Wittenberg University by Clark Disney September 21, 2005

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Wittenberg

The calling of a legendary revolution for makind. A Beacon, a torch, a star, and a family with nothing to lose. However the world is theirs for the taking.

The story of the family of wittenberg

Wittenberg by The Warroir of metal March 9, 2019

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Wittenberg

A small quiet town with no stop lights, but with plenty of bars to visit. Usually sluts come out of this area, but only the girls that were born there. Assholes also are born from this area. But for the most part a nice place to live. As long as you don't mind having your business known by everyone!

Sign ahead reads Wittenberg 1mile BLINK shit did we just pass it, whatever oooh look a slut!!

Wittenberg by the bitch down the block April 7, 2011

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