by angry social worker July 10, 2010
Definition of toxic workplace. When it’s your birthday no one wishes you but when it’s other people’s birthday everyone wishes them. Yay! I hate my camp!
by toxic-workplace July 12, 2019
The person lowest on the hierarchy of your workplace, who is most likely the first one dismissed during a layoff. Other workers will use the workplace canary as a sign of an impending layoff.
John:Hey Jeff did you hear they laid off Mike today?
Jeff:Well that figures he was the workplace canary.
John: Damn, I guess we need to get our resumes updated.
Jeff:Well that figures he was the workplace canary.
John: Damn, I guess we need to get our resumes updated.
by Adam Flores Jr. February 25, 2008
by WeedIsMeFriend October 3, 2016
In the age of COVID19, many people are working online and using video conferencing apps. When a person dresses in work clothes from the waist up and doesn't pay attention to what they're wearing below the waist because it can't be seen on video, they're wearing a workplace mullet.
Today on our online staff meeting, I wore a workplace mullet. No one knew I had my pajama bottoms on!
by Author_Dad_Curious April 1, 2020
When you resign and your workplace takes it so badly they obsess with punishing you forever and make it their mission to ruin you life.
Most commonly occurs narcissists and sociopaths are in charge.
Most commonly occurs narcissists and sociopaths are in charge.
My workplace divorce wasn’t mutual, they still think I can’t live without them and want half of everything!
by Between You & Me March 6, 2021
Noun-A term used to describe an individual who prefers the workplace as his/her dating pool. This person is typically the first to know about new hires , training sessions, and company outings. The workplace whore typically takes his/her unwanted behavior in a lunch setting and will often ogle and flirt with the waitstaff; may think his/her peers thinks its funny??? They appear to be always in pursuit; chatting co-workers up in the hallway, lobby, breakroom, chili cookoffs, company picnics, etc...They may use a holiday party as an opportunity to get their drink on and "go in for the kill"! etc...Truth be told, these folks use the workplace as a dating app and are too damn lazy to put themselves out there and pursue another outside of work.
Beverly is such a workplace whore! Wtf is she wearing that dress with her tits hanging out with those hideous "Fuck me boots"? At last years Christmas party she was super wasted and was hitting on the VP of Operations. At the afterparty she was on the dancefloor dry-humping Tommy in Marketing. So unprofessional!!!She hasn't figured out that "You don't shit where you eat"!!!
by Cappy C February 6, 2023