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Work Wood 

When something great happens at work and you develop a semi hard on. Also, could be caused by a hot chick in the office.
Dude, everybody was high fiving after the deal closed but I stayed in my desk cause I was sproutin some work wood.

Did you see Katie in that skirt. She's killing me. I could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.
Work Wood by HeavyK March 19, 2012
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money, also known as paper..since paper is made from trees which is wood.
Billy- You still askin yo mama fo money?

Skeety D- Yea mayne but i gotta get a job so i can make dis WOOD WORK
wood work by reil May 12, 2008
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work woody 

Did you get what she said about sales results? No I was too busy hiddibg my work woody
work woody by Mr.Prontissimo June 7, 2017

work woody 

Getting an erreciton at work
Person 1: wow there are a lot of hot girls In today
Person 2: yeah I've got a work woody
work woody by LewyLew July 13, 2017
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
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