Work Homie
Brandon to Miguel. '' Hey did you invite Omar to the party? '' Miguel to Brandon '' Naw Omars a Work Homie''
Work Homie by Greenfiend March 14, 2010
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Government service jargon and employee shorthand for defrauding taxpayers. Used as a noun, and certainly never as a verb, it describes a state-of-being generally accompanied by euphoria and giddiness from stealing from the “man.” Except, in this case, it is not the “man”, it is the people. The state-of-being derives from sweet contracting side gigs while sitting at home on the government dime, saving both on childcare and gasoline for your new sweet SUV that you only have drive to “work” two days a week.
Although the state-of-being is generally continuous, it is sometimes interrupted by home chores, trips to Sam’s Club, meetings with side gig clients, and lines at Starbucks. The state-of-being is highly contagious among peers, and newcomers are taught to be giant assholes by the veterans until the impotent management says “fuck it, I’d rather these turds stay at home in bliss than interrupt my web surfing, and if I am the only one at work, it makes me look important.”
Although the state-of-being is generally continuous, it is sometimes interrupted by home chores, trips to Sam’s Club, meetings with side gig clients, and lines at Starbucks. The state-of-being is highly contagious among peers, and newcomers are taught to be giant assholes by the veterans until the impotent management says “fuck it, I’d rather these turds stay at home in bliss than interrupt my web surfing, and if I am the only one at work, it makes me look important.”
work@home by UnderemployedMBA March 18, 2011
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A modern torture device used outside of class rooms to replace the thwack of a ruler. usually unjust and cruel. barely ever finished or worked on, when done marked off for sloppy handwriting.
-yo dude what did you get for number 16 in the math Home Work?
- i don't fucking know i didn't do it. i spent all night doing that science bullshit on amoeba
- i don't fucking know i didn't do it. i spent all night doing that science bullshit on amoeba
Home Work by xX1c3BaergXx June 19, 2010
work from home
Tell your boss your working from home but you actually do a bunch of personal stuff like online gaming with the other IT folks who are "working" from home.
Early morning email from associate to boss: "I will be working from home today so I can wait for an expected delivery."
work from home by phreak June 14, 2004
work from home
It should've been like working in between breaks from life but it is rather living in between breaks from work
work from home by corporate_trash November 9, 2020
Work de home
(Noun) Sometimes used in an ironic sense to define an abstract feeling of annoyance towards not just homework but the odd grammatical rules of other languages specifically, Spanish.
After sitting through that agonizing Spanish class session, I grudgingly started on the assigned Work de home.
Work de home by CodecLuva March 21, 2010