phreak's definitions

poking ovaries

Slamming a chick's vaginal opening with your big PP (or other large object). Involves sticking it in so far you stab her insides.

I played a game of snooker with my big 10 when I poked her ovaries.

by phreak May 25, 2004

work from home

Tell your boss your working from home but you actually do a bunch of personal stuff like online gaming with the other IT folks who are "working" from home.

Early morning email from associate to boss: "I will be working from home today so I can wait for an expected delivery."

by phreak June 14, 2004

Fazar

A word used to describe somebody that is tripping the fuck out on horse tranquilisers.

"Oi mate, I think that Vos has gone completely Fazar!"

by PhreaK August 13, 2012

bulldog with mayo

Really loose and floppy beaf curtains soaked with mucus that makes a chicks gash look like a bulldog's face after it stuck its face in a jar of mayonnaise.

"I was gonna tap this chicks ass but when i saw the bulldog with mayo I figured I owe it to myself to pass this one by and wait for something a little less used."

by phreak June 14, 2004

GOLIOTH

i THINK USING AIM BOT

GOLIOTH .... i HOPE YOUR NOT USING AIM BOT.............

by PHREAK May 29, 2004

russian toast

Game likely originating in Russia in which a group of men masturbate and ejaculate onto a slice of bread. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the bread.

Look at those weird fuckers playing russian toast

by phreak December 23, 2003

SC

South Central, Straight Comptan, or Southern Cali.

Man 1: There was shooting in the SC.

Man 2: Which one?

by Phreak June 20, 2004