woolums

A bald hot guy with big muscles!

Look oh my gosh look at that Woolums...I'd hit it!

by ashley stonesifer April 19, 2006

woolum

Woolum refers to a female who lies about her last name when you ask it in fear that your a stalker

No example can be given of a woolum, dont worry youll meet one

by Inmate19 February 3, 2007

Mr. Woolums

Very verrrrry large mammoth sissy. This sob stomps around yelling "QUIET PLEASE!", commenting on your shirts and things you wear, gives an excessive amount of homework disguising it as class work or "weekly history", and he gives you lunch detentions because in reality, he just doesn't want to eat alone..

Offspring: "Oh my god the moon is following us!"
Mother: "Don't worry sweetie, that's just a Mr. Woolums."

by royal cabbages May 4, 2015

mr. woolums

A dickhead that gives you a lot of homework

Hey you are acting like mr. Woolums

by The cockinator March 30, 2015