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noun - after ass fucking a girl with a really hairy asshole, a man passes out with his dick sandwiched in her hairy butt cheeks like a hot dog and it warms hit dick like a wool sweater.

adj - the state of having one's cock stuck inside a girl's hairy asscrack

verb - to intentionally fuck a girl with a hairy asshole
noun:
6:30am
9man wakes up and finds his cock is snug in his lover's asscrack)
"Oh boy my cock is so warm, must have gotten the old woolheater last night"

adj -Ah, I got woolheater dick again! My dick smells like shit, but damn is it warm!"

verb - "I'm gonna woolheater Meredith tonight. She's got a hairry buttcrack but she lets me put my dick in her ass."
by Pickle Hair Yea Yea June 22, 2010

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