A small town near Seattle, known for having less than 5 black people, 100's of million dollar homes, 1 movie theater where middle schoolers kick it, about 80 wineries where people a bunch of people from Cali hang out, and high schoolers from upper class families that think they're thuggety thug. Plenty of money here to support a desperate house wife fo sho.
Desperate housewife: "Hey did you see that blacked-out gangster mobile drive by on 22's, ghetto blasting California love? Are you sure it was a good idea to move to Woodinville."
Rich doctor husband: "No worries dear, that's just the son of the town dentist, he's under the impression he's black"
Desperate housewife: "I think I'll fuck him while you're not home"
Rich doctor husband: "Werd"
Rich doctor husband: "No worries dear, that's just the son of the town dentist, he's under the impression he's black"
Desperate housewife: "I think I'll fuck him while you're not home"
Rich doctor husband: "Werd"
by ziggyzag April 17, 2013
Woodinville, Washington. Northeast of Seattle, Suburban area. Lots of Starbucks and SUVs. Wealthy area good for parents to raise their children. Woodinville is a nice city. Lots of good looking girls, cool guys, and it has been known to have a few milfs.
by Tyler from Woodinville November 29, 2005
A Town North East of Seattle in Washington State. The 2000 cencus gives the town a population of 9,194. Locally the town is big on Hot Air Ballons, and has a launching point for such.
by Smoggy the One-Time Bear September 2, 2006
Often referred to as WHS, Woodinville High School is a school that contains only 3 main social groups: Preps/jocks, Gangstas, and Everybody Else. The PJ's and G's have a relatively strong alliance, while Everybody Else tends to dislike both and be disliked by both. The school also has a large drug use problem, earning it the nickname "The Pharmacy," along with lackluster sports and music programs despite good support for both. Good teachers are few and far between, with the rare good ones including the Honors English 10 teacher and the AP Euro History teacher. WHS is currently undergoing remodel.
by koobeeny August 7, 2008
Woodinville High School isn't your ordinary school, It's full of real ones. Often referred to as "whs", the only slimez you will see here in the cold, harden walls of whs is killas, drug dillaz, hoes, and your once in a while nerd. The bathrooms are referred to as the Bando, and the first floor is the projects. Go into the Multi Gender Bathroom (The Traphouse), and you will find the greatest smoke circle of your life. *HIGH GANG VIOLENCE AND ACTIVITY*
"You know how many drugs were found in Woodinville High Schools Bando?"
"nah young OG"
"yeah 12 caught some killas in da trap"
"nah young OG"
"yeah 12 caught some killas in da trap"
by XX GANGGANGKILLAZ5L XX September 13, 2021