Woodgie

A person who you feel bad for or want to cuddle with. Midgets walking alone on the streets are woodgies, because you want to be jolly with them.

"Look at that fat ass who just spilled ice-cream on his Dora the Explorer shirt. He's all alone."

"Oh, he's such a woodgie."

by Brett vH September 18, 2007

Woodgy

Cute and cuddly, full of love and empathy. The new thing.

"Aww... that pink bear is sooo woodgy!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

woodgie

The act of wedgie-ing a guy when he has a hard-on.

I just woodgied that bastard!

by Gummy Bears United May 25, 2010

woodgie

When something is wrinkled or just not right in some way.

I was trying to sew a pair of pants, but the seam went all woodgie.

by Nicky-woowoo January 2, 2004