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Made out of wood. I put in a definition for "cracker". In my definition, I used the term: "wooden cracker barrel." urbandictionary.com's site has underlined "wooden", so I have to define "wooden" now.
Mr A.-"this model kit box says it's wooden. what does that mean?"

Mr.B-"wooden means: made out of wood."

Mr.A-"Oh. Oh yeah. boy do I feel dumb. I coulda figured that out for myself."
wooden by mr. stuart September 2, 2005
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used to describe something very cool (adjective)
"That game today was so wooden" "Have a wooden day"
wooden by vruss15 April 11, 2022

Wooden shield

Ultra-effective chess tactic whereby a diagonal piece (i.e. a bishop or a queen) attacks 4 opponent pieces at the same time, so that the attacked pieces form an X-shape between each other, thus (according to legendary chess grandmaster xQc) resembling a wooden shield. The best move in response to the wooden shield tactic is considered to be resignation, as computers are yet to find a position where any response to the tactic doesn't lose on the spot. The tactic is considered to be incomprehensible to inexperienced players and even grandmasters, and only exceptionally high-IQ individuals with an IQ of 107 over are considered to be capable of understanding it.

Coined by prominent proponent of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy GM xQc, the wooden shield is an essential part of the theory behind the Flying Dragon, Knight variation, as well as the Flying Dragon, I Take Your Pawn variation openings, which build upon the idea that early pawns don't matter - an idea repeatedly corroborated by top-of-the-line engines and neural nets such as AlphaZero.
Noob: I'm a queen, a rook, and two pieces up in material, this guy's got no chance.
107-IQ God: *smirks* Omae wa mou shindeiru
107-IQ God: *plays the wooden shield*
Noob: *resigns in shame*

wooden onesie 

a term originated from Ireland used to define a coffin
"me mum's prettier than you and she's sleepin in a bleedin wooden onesie"

Wooden Birds 

An abundance of clothes pins on an empty clothes line, resembling birds on a power line.
Hand me one of those wooden birds so I can close up that bag of chips.
Wooden Birds by A WHITE GUY July 26, 2017

wooden pc 

A term often used in relation to loading screens in gaming. Describes a players loadtime as being very slow.
Ah man, you've got a wooden pc or what?
wooden pc by kaygeecee July 1, 2011

Wooden philosopher 

A person that tells you strong opinions they have despite knowing nothing of the topic: translation from the Bulgarian phrase (дървен философ)
My dad fell asleep in the beginning of the movie but he is a wooden philosopher and said he hated it.