A Woodcuck is essentially a woodchuck that derives sexual pleasure from watching other woodchucks chuck its wood.
Q: How much wood would a woodcuck chuck if a woodcuck could chuck wood?
A: None because he'd be too busy beating off watching other woodchucks chuck his wood for him
A: None because he'd be too busy beating off watching other woodchucks chuck his wood for him
by SeattleSteveO January 10, 2023
A bastardized relative of the ever noble woodchuck who endeavors to chuck, but chuck after chuck, only cucks.
by Skurnks August 1, 2020