3 definitions by anon-fo-sheezy

Female masturbation, also jilling

Referenced in a book by Christopher Moore
"When I'm bored and lonely, I go home and flick the perl"
by anon-fo-sheezy March 21, 2008
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v. To "plow through" staff resources, essentially whittling them down until there's nothing left but a pile of mulch.
"Looks like bossman woodchipped another project manager - gone in less than 3 months, time to call the recruiters again for the next victim"
by anon-fo-sheezy March 8, 2007
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