When knocking on wood doesn’t provide enough good luck for your situation, so you smack your dick (when erect) against the tree to ensure even more good luck.
Person 1: Yeah I think I did pretty good on that test, knock on wood
Person 2: idk dude, you better do wood on wood to make sure.
Person 2: idk dude, you better do wood on wood to make sure.
by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 6, 2021
When you are lonely, and cannot find a lover to caress your heavy package, you will find yourself laying your sack of gold, on the corner of a desk, or wooden surface.
by Horny bus driver December 22, 2015
used to express excitment, especially in the Juggalo community, not to be confused with 'WOOT WOOT!'
by DemonMOD July 3, 2006
Is something white boys say in prison meaning peckerwood. Usually in reference to a member of an Arian gang
by Nobody1985 June 27, 2020
This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.
Sawford: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Hot naked babe:If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it. *gets tits out*
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sawford dies
Hot naked babe:If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it. *gets tits out*
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sawford dies
by EmilieStone October 7, 2008
by Procurer of Potatoes April 4, 2023