wonton with a wonton becomes a wonton
by nimzowitsch August 18, 2023
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when one busts a nut on a toe(s)
BRO! BILLY JUST WONTONED ON BECCAS TOES!
by BILLYWONTON March 30, 2018
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Chinese food filled to the brink with Asian powah! Math, Piano, And 619193 forms of Kung Fu.

Side effects may include nausea, sickness, death, imprisonment in the bowels of monk hell, and much more!
Person 1: Oh I’m gonna be so Asian after I eat the fucking wontons!

Person 2: 1, 2,4... 999, 1000!You’re gonna be such a thicc Boi 💯🔥
by .Wonton Fighter. March 3, 2018
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A wonton is an Asian tourist or just a plain Asian who is bad or inexperienced at at everyday American things.
I was riding the chairlift the other day when I saw a massive group of wontons running around and screaming Asian words. all their gear was at the bottom of the hill and it seemed like they were looking for something (probably a ski pole or something).
by Db-Skis December 3, 2017
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A typical English person, or somebody from the USA, Australia or NZ, who speaks only one language. i.e. one tongue. Sure, there are other nations around the world like that, but not many, probably due to English's status as the current world language. p.s. I'm a recovering ex Englishman, but gladly no longer a wonton.
He's a real wonton, that Londoner.
by namestillfree February 23, 2022
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a party of only Asians (or at least 80% Asians), where there is a substantial abundance of people who most likely eat wonton.
Lee: You coming to my party?
Bill: Is it going to be another wonton fest?
Lee: Fuck you
by justforlogins5 September 1, 2015
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Having anal sex with an obese Asian Man
Dude He was Stuffing the Wonton so long he ran out of Duck Sauce
by Davie Dee March 11, 2011
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