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1.
The instance in which one's face comes in unexpected contact with a flying car booger or slurd.
"Don't stick you face out the window on the highway, you might get wonk-wackled."
by goo baby 7 January 25, 2008

Words related to Wonk-wackled

car booger hit slurd slushed wammed