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15.
Masturbation that goes sadly wrong or is attempted with a semi-erection.
She was a bit rough - it ended up with her trying to wonk me off.

My mum caught me having a wonk.
by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004
 
16.
A mispelling of the word "wank", mostly used to alert someone of an innuendo, sexual joke, or fruedian slip they've made unconsciously
Business man 1(talking about a business deal): At the business hook up we totally nailed our partner and drilled them for all their cash
Business man 2: Wonk
by Roxy Lalonde May 09, 2013
 
17.
a wank at work
Mike was sick of filing so he decided to have a wonk
by Wonky the Donkey December 15, 2011
 
18.
A large knob that grows on the left butt cheek when you receive two mosquito bites there within 24 hours.
Does my wonk make my butt look big?

I wish I could grow a matching wonk on my right butt cheek.
by 0l1v3r clozoff December 04, 2011
 
19.
to have a wank and walk at the same time
fuck this im off for a wonk
by Tony Tibbs aka Tony Watson March 07, 2008
 
20.
A word used usually in response to a variety of things, including bad puns, jokes, ideas, phrases, etc. It's usually given with "the stare." It can sometimes be emphasized by stressing the middle vowel (ie woooonk, where the "o" is pronounced the same way as the first "o" in "octopus"). It can be modified to different forms of the word like: wonky, wonked, wonking, wonkified, or adding adverbs in front like "very wonky."
1. "Quick! Catch your nose!"
"Why?"
"Because it's running!"
"wonk"

2. "I'm wonking you"

3. "major wonk!"

4. "That's a wonky deal"
by Raúl E. Fernández November 15, 2007
 
21.
1. (noun) One who is in any kind of intoxicating state. One who is not sober.

2. (verb) wonked/wonking - One who is injesting legal/illegal substances, which result in an intoxicating effect on the body.

3. (adjective) wonky - One who is acting out of charcter due to the consumption of legal/illegal substances.
I just drank that whole fifth of Bacardi and I am so wonked.

Billy just did like fifty lines of coke and he's acting pretty damn wonky.

Youre quite the wonk.
by Jess Sandy pants November 17, 2006