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8.
The state of being extremely hungry. Causing delirium, weakness and extreme mood swings. Hunger is so extreme, food is all one can think about.
I have the wonks!!

Phil had an extreme case of the wonks today.
by nomihomee June 21, 2011
 
9.
wonk is a term for masterbation in internet chat sites
hi there muffin what shall we do today

well cupcake y dont we do abit of this and that get naked and have a wonk
by ya muffin May 15, 2011
 
10.
Founded by the incredible multi-international musician, Tiny Tim on his death bed on 30th November 1996. The term wonK isn't just a word, it's a way of life. All the courageous men and women who follow the wonK know that it means absolute pureness, sheer strength and grit determination. This way of life is not to be used without passion and only a small handful will have achieved absolute wonKness. WonKers are United.
WonK is a far too powerful word to be used as an example, it is sacred.
by Tiny Tim 123 September 04, 2012
 
11.
British slang word for the drug ketamine, due to its disassociative effects
Shall we get some wonk and chill out at mine?

This is some well psychedelic wonk!

I'm feeling a bit wonkey
by wearetheuniverse February 05, 2010
 
12.
a nerd, someone really knowledgeable about a certain topic, someone who studies a lot
That guy is a real policy wonk
by Al August 27, 2004
 
13.
1) The word 'know' spelled backwards.

Used to describe the talking heads on TV news shows who pretend to be experts.

2) A know-it-all
That AlGore is such a wonk, he says that he invented the internet.
by saxpoet August 27, 2004
 
14.
Used to denote people who are or assumed to be quite knowledgeable in at least one particular area of interest and have little or no known in person social life. Generally socially akward.

The current use of WONK is as an acronym popular in the "In" crowd. Possible meanings.

1. Without Normal Knowledge - Possible, but awkward.

2. Weird Ole Nerdy Kid - Has always fit the contexted in which it was used better.

In my experience the second is more probable.
Youi're a WONK. No I'm not.

Hey WONK I need you to do this for me.
by grappler38 November 23, 2010