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An incredibly stupid ass name that American University in Washington, DC decided to waste millions of dollars trademarking. The true definition of the word is unknown. It is also unknown whether it is an acronym or an actual word. Overall, American University wasted their money trademarking a word their own students don't know the meaning to.
Student 1: See that kid over there?
Student 2: Yea, in the WONK T-shirt?
Student 1: Yea, what a stupid shirt.
Student 2: Yea.. what does WONK even mean?
Student 1: Hell if I know.
Student 2: Fuckin AU
by AUstudent August 30, 2010
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British slang word for the drug ketamine, due to its disassociative effects
Shall we get some wonk and chill out at mine?

This is some well psychedelic wonk!

I'm feeling a bit wonkey
by wearetheuniverse February 05, 2010
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wonk is a term for masterbation in internet chat sites
hi there muffin what shall we do today

well cupcake y dont we do abit of this and that get naked and have a wonk
by ya muffin May 15, 2011
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Founded by the incredible multi-international musician, Tiny Tim on his death bed on 30th November 1996. The term wonK isn't just a word, it's a way of life. All the courageous men and women who follow the wonK know that it means absolute pureness, sheer strength and grit determination. This way of life is not to be used without passion and only a small handful will have achieved absolute wonKness. WonKers are United.
WonK is a far too powerful word to be used as an example, it is sacred.
by Tiny Tim 123 September 04, 2012
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a nerd, someone really knowledgeable about a certain topic, someone who studies a lot
by Al August 27, 2004
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Masturbation that goes sadly wrong or is attempted with a semi-erection.
She was a bit rough - it ended up with her trying to wonk me off.

My mum caught me having a wonk.
by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004
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1) The word 'know' spelled backwards.

Used to describe the talking heads on TV news shows who pretend to be experts.

2) A know-it-all
That AlGore is such a wonk, he says that he invented the internet.
by saxpoet August 27, 2004
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