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Wonderbreaded 

A burn. Calling someone out. A good retaliation. Or to knock someone on the ground after giving them a good hard hit.
Girl 1: You're such a bitch!

Girl 2: Oh yeah? *Punches girl 1 in the face* You just got wonderbreaded!
Wonderbreaded by Willowsid77 December 22, 2009
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wonderbread 

Being generic, bland, soul-less, mainstream, or distasteful in nature in order to appeal to wider, often mindless audiences.
"Starbucks is just too wonderbread for me to be interested in going there. All the girls that go there prove that."

Stale Wonderbread 

The act of giving yourself a handjob with the hand of your passed out tour mate.
"Donnie's hard cock throbbed as Johnny's limp hand slid down the shaft, give him what's known as a stale Wonderbread, a drop of pre cum glistened on his palm."

wonderbread land 

Where the white people blossom.
that school i used to go to is wonderbread land

Wonderbread Smile 

A person with bread/food in there smile/teeth.
Yo, Alex hasn't brushed his teeth in a week, he a got mad "Wonderbread Smile"!

wonderbread 

a term for those of the Caucasian race; in common usage by the members of the african american persuasion. Carries with it a derrogatory nature. (implied cracker, honkey, chalky, or in the strictest terms : whitey)
Hey wonderbread get the fuck off my 68 impala, shit's got hydro's mother fucker.
wonderbread by Matt February 24, 2004

wonderbread wop 

A person of Italian descent who acts extremely white and/or even worse; redneck. These people are not at all proud to be descended from a Latin people and in fact wish they could be of full Nordic, Germanic, or Anglo Saxon descent. The vast majority of them can't even pronounce their own names.
That nigga Mikey is a str8 wonderbread wop!
wonderbread wop by Yaint007 December 18, 2018
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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