TEACHER: So does anyone know why the army doesn't let women fight on the front lines?
ME: ... because SOMEBODY has to do the cooking... And that's why they let women in the military.
TEACHER: Go to the principal! I'm so offended... blah blah blah... womens rights... blah blah blah... equality... blah blah blah $.75 to a man's $1.00... bitch bitch bitch...
ME: The men make more money because they pay for all of the stupid crap you always ask for
ME: ... because SOMEBODY has to do the cooking... And that's why they let women in the military.
TEACHER: Go to the principal! I'm so offended... blah blah blah... womens rights... blah blah blah... equality... blah blah blah $.75 to a man's $1.00... bitch bitch bitch...
ME: The men make more money because they pay for all of the stupid crap you always ask for
by ninjaplz February 06, 2009
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