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The female of the human species, and the opposite gender to "man". Women were NOT created to torment men. They were NOT created for sexual pleasure. They are NOT superior to men. They are NOT inferior. Women are people. Not goddesses. Not sandwich machines. Not horrific monsters. Women are capable of emotions. Yes, they have hormones and "That Time of Month". Yes, PMS makes them irritable. But, gentlemen, are you really any better?

"We have, ultimately, SuPERIOR logic, because we are MEN, and MEN are unable to bear children."
"Woman! Make me a sandwich!"
"DEFINITION OF 'WOMAN: The useless skin around the pussy'"

Basics

Women develop faster hormonally than men, being attracted to males earlier in life and being capable of reproducing earlier, in some cases. Women have menstrual periods and "Pre-Menstrual-Syndrome" (PMS). They are capable of producing children, if an egg (released during menstruation) is fertilized by male sperm. I know, I sound gross, but not as bad as what some people post. Women have breasts, which many men find attractive. (For those of you got your "education" from the internet, breasts are also called "Boobs", "tits" "Titties" "Puppies" etc) Need I describe the female genitalia? I'm not going to get gross like that, thanks a lot. A girl turns into a woman sometime during adolescence. Different people think that it starts at different times, but many underage "girls" have the hormones of a "woman", so it's still undetermined.

Feminazis

Men criticize "Feminazis" or, to put it bluntly, radical feminists. Some feminists ARE illogical. But quite a few of the precious chosen gender are too.

God created living beings equal

Eve was from Adam's rib. Of course, she was gullible enough to believe Satan, but Adam was arrogant enough to take what he knew was from the forbidden tree, so they share equally in the Sin.

Menstruation Related criticism

"You can't trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."
"Women act completely irrational, and just say, 'Ooh, it was PMS!'"
"Women have periods and get all emotional from estrogen."
We hear skepticism like this in many definitions. In actuality, estrogen is partially the cause, but a lot of it is because her period raises testosterone levels, making her, (dare I say it) the equivalent of a slightly hormonal MAN!
The junior high girl had a panic attack and screamed at her teacher due to PMS, and was taunted by her male classmates for the rest of the semester. Several years later, in high school, the said male classmates were incapable of even becoming friends with, let alone dating, the opposite gender. Their classmates from middle school just had too many friends who they talked to. The unfortunate young girl, all the same, grew up to be a respectable woman.
by A woman, and damn proud too! April 09, 2009
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Beings not seen or touched by 98% of the men who have posted on this subject thus far.
Highly attracted to males of the species who are reasonable to look at, have jobs, are relatively kind, sometimes take out trash, and treat them like equals (not superiors, not inferiors -- equals.) Happily give blowjobs in return.
Prefer large dicks. Secretly laugh at guys who convince themselves that size doesn't matter.
Are paid seventy five cents for every dollar a man makes in the exact same job, same demographic, and same education level.
To those men who cannot procure them (because said men are too mean, stupid, sexist, ugly, and unaccomplished) they cause intense feelings of failure, hatred, prejudice, violence, and need to post on boards stereotyping all women with one narrow, negative definition. Said men then jack off alone.
When said beings reject such specimens of men or express an intelligent opinion, they are bitches.
When they don't put out, they are also bitches. When they do, they are sluts.
Dick: "Women are illogical, make no sense, are emotionless blobs, nag constantly, are always man-hating. They should just shut up, clean house, kneel, know their place, and blow me."

Women: "Ha ha, you're just mad because you can't get any pussy and you've got a tiny pecker."

John: "Dick, you're a sexist asshole *punches Dick.* I respect smart, strong women. I love my mama. I like to eat pussy. I've got a job; I don't make a lot, but I work hard and I'm ambitious. I've seen a treadmill before."

Women: "John, we all love you. Can we please suck your giant cock? Would you like to have an orgy with us? Please, oh please?"

John: "Yes, ladies, I would appreciate that. May I hold the door open for you?"
by Lick_it_bitch August 25, 2006
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females
roughly half of the earths population if not less, for some reason.
You know, its really hard seeing all this shit smeared everywhere about women being useless peices of skin around a pussy when YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO YOUR HAIRY ASS.

good day.
by renalovesit March 26, 2007
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Believe it or not, an actual human being, who deserves respect and equality with men. Not superior or inferior to men, but equal. Being different from men does not mean being inferior.
And no, we are not better because we have the children...what an idiotic thing to say, I'm tired of everyone using that. Not all women have children, you know.
Also, the group of humans that has received the most mistreatment throughout our world's history. Men and minority races have not received nearly as many ills as women have, and if you're a minority race AND a woman, then you've really felt the pain.
Women and men are both to be respected. Why live in hatred and fear?
by Cosima Muija January 22, 2009
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A woman has strengths that amazes me. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens. She holds happiness, love and opinions. She smiles when she feels like screaming. She sings when she feels like crying. She cries when she's happy and laughs when she's afraid. Her love is unconditional. There's only one thing wrong with her and that is that sometimes she forgets what she is worth.
Bob- You see that women over there?

Paul- Yes.
Bob- well she is stronger than anything in the universe.
by Lovergirl-13-93 June 16, 2009
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5.
Leading cause of life in humans.
Jesus was born of a woman.
by LudwigVan March 05, 2004
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6.
a female human
a woman is a female human
by unusu-al November 06, 2003
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One of the great souls on Earth, they, however, are almost never respected. Most perverts, such as most of the other people, see them only as bodies to give them what they want.
Women should be more respected.
by Nu-Freedom August 03, 2005
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