a six legged creature with 12 inch fangs, and greyish white fur all over its body, that lives in the upper parts of canada and feeds on young eskimo babies. It was first spotted feeding on the spleen of a 3 year old eskimo child by a seal hunter who later was devowered by a pack of wolves.
A: yesterday i found 3 wollybogens in my backyard.
B: what did you do?
A: threw a dead pomeranian at them hoping they'd fuck off