Nero Wolfgang Amadeus Simmons II

A noted Haddonfield composer who has written many works, such as Ode to Dallas. He is a big fan of the Cowboys, and as such his works have not quite achieved fame yet. His pastimes include watching football, playing the trumpet, and competing on the Academic Challenge team with Cashcow and Ezkett. He is a man of few words, but his saying hold immense wisdom.

Wolfgang: Hey mips-hater do you have the english homework?
Cashcow: How are you Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: That's me.

by Eszett February 1, 2005

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Wolfgangism

Where you you worship people named Wolfgang

Hi we are here to convert you to wolfgangism and if you refuse we will convert you by force

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wolfgang's elapse

The large elapse in time perceived following an elipitical pattern from the start of the diameter to it's end

Wolfgang's elapse of that movie is unreal I can't believe it's only an hour and a half

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wolfgang's elapse

The large elapse in time perceived following an elipitical pattern from the start of the diameter to it's end

Wolfgang's elapse of that movie is unreal I can't believe it's only an hour and a half

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Hans and Wolfgang

The act of adopting a german accent and becoming your alter-ego Hans whilst a friend does the same and becomes Wolfgang. Sometimes misconstrued by strangers but perfectly acceptable.

John- What were you and Dan doing yesterday in you room?
Fred- We were just having a Hans and Wolfgang moment.

by melonhead999 October 11, 2011

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