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A tall sloth-like beast that is found naturally on couches or near mountains of empty cans. Very reluctant to atend social outings. Will sleep for 20 hours after intoxicated, after consuming many a toasted sandwich. Doesn't react well to vinegar or sandcastles.
Stop being a woegenmonger and come drinking.
"Thank god there's no woegenmongers around", said the sandcastle to the other sandcastles.
Why are you woegenmongering on the couch?
by TNUCASINIVEK December 04, 2010
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