A guy who thinks he's straight and tries to emphasise it by hanging out with and seducing all the women he meets but in reality is actually kinda gay but doesn't want anyone to know because he'll be shunned from his group for being too charming. A girthy, sexy as fuck, ex-ranga is all you need to know about this joe shmoe.
Person 1: "Have you seen David? He's totally doing a Woco"
Person 2: "I know right, he should just come out"
Person 1: "Yes, so we can burn him on a cross"
Person 2: "I know right, he should just come out"
Person 1: "Yes, so we can burn him on a cross"
by WAVERLEYCOLLEGEVEVO August 19, 2020
A portmanteau of woke and loco. Meaning a person who has crazy, woke beliefs, such as that sex is a construct, making them sound like creationists; trying to force science to agree with their views, even when it doesn't support them at all.
'You think Caitlyn Jenner is a TERF, even though she's transgender, just because she says transwomen entering women's sports is unfair? You're woco, man!'
by kidwoco August 5, 2021