The ultimate virgin loser and is lowest on the virgin-chad scale, wizard being the lowest and Thad being the highest.
Wow, look at that loser, he’s such a fucking Wizard.
by UltimateThad July 9, 2019
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Another word for "cool" or "sweet".
Steve: Dude! I got laid last night!
Matt: Wizard
by MentalOriental April 25, 2011
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Misty morning, clouds in the sky
Without warning, the wizard walks by
Casting his shadow, weaving his spell
Funny clothes, tinkling bell
Never talking
Just keeps walking
Spreading his magic
Evil power disappears
Demons worry when the wizard is near
He turns tears into joy
Everyone's happy when the wizard walks by
Never talking
Just keeps walking
Spreading his magic
Sun is shining, clouds have gone by
All the people give a happy sigh
He has passed by, giving his sign
Left all the people feeling so fine
Never talking
Just keeps walking
Spreading his magic
by WorseThanHitler May 31, 2021
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A person who never lost his virginity over 25 years. He also can use powerful magic.
If you keep your virginity over 25 years, you become a wizard and you can use powerful magic to protect your virginity. Destroy every girls you see in front of you with powerful magic, they might take away your virginity!
by momo1212 December 21, 2008
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A term that can be used when you can't say the N-Word. It is used best in discribing the ones that go to clubs and stand at the side of the dance floor, casting their spells on innocent little white girls. Then when the time is right they pounce on them similar to a beartrap.

Note: There is a basketball team the Washington Wizards.
Yo man look at those hot sluts dancing over there.

Ah shit those wizards just used their sorcerey on them.
by GQGUY November 15, 2006
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