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An alcoholic beverage combining Pepto Bismol and Vodka in an effort to eliminate necessary trips to the bathroom to accommodate symptoms of the Hershey Squirts.
Jenna is drinking Wittikends tonight because she doesn't want to stink up the bathroom at Krogers again.
by Dumbazz42 November 22, 2008
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