Witticist 

A person who injects witticisms into a conversation. Usually speaks in an English accent, and his witty remarks are often met with generous "Oh hoh hoh"s.

The witticist can only be defeated by ignoring his clever remarks, which will frustrate him greatly. However, if you attempt to engage a witticist head-on, you are sure to be out-witted by him.

An example of a witticist in action:

Aspiring Writer: "I just defined a word on Urban Dictionary!"

Witticist: "Well, it's nice to see that you've finally been published."

Bystander: "Oh hoh hoh!"

Aspiring Writer: :/

Witticist by AbundantlyRedundant October 16, 2011

dim witticunt 

What someone says when they die or lose in a game or when they feel extremely insulted and use this as a comeback.

"Oh I died, this guy is such a dim witticunt."
Or used as
"You called me a motherfucker, you're a dim witticunt!"

dim witticunt by TobzDaOne November 2, 2019

Jordan Witzigreuter 

Also known as "The Ready Set". He's the most amazing guy known to man-kind. He will blow your mind with a look in the eye or 2 words. He is incredibly hot & funny & the best person you could ever meet. He is the best musician & 57,328,459,305,607% pure perfect. no one can possibly NOT love him. <3

I can't possibly give you an example of the amazing man himself, Jordan Witzigreuter. so go on youtube & go listen to him!

Jordan Witzigreuter by JLWitzigreuter August 2, 2011

Jordan Witzigreuter 

The front-man for the band The Ready Set, also an extremely nice person. He creates all the music on his CD's including "I'm Alive, I'm Dreaming" featuring "Love Like Woe." On top of all that he also is very good looking.

Girl: Whoa! Jordan Witzigreuter is hot!
Other girl: Yeah! Too bad he's married to Morgan Nurmi!

Jordan Witzigreuter by TheReadySetFan January 10, 2011

Jordan Witzigreuter 

lead singer for the band The Ready Set
also known in punk bands and to have a big penis

wow that jordan witzigreuter from the ready set was hot in there last night

Jordan Witzigreuter by TravisRountreeLover June 9, 2011

Witzig Curse 

A curse that only a select few males have, that gives them the ability to get any girl they want, as long as they try. The Witzig's are well endowed and a known to last up to an hour. They are fairly cute and keeping a Witzig around it a hard task because of the curse itself. Symptoms of the Witzig Curse are: deep voice, big wiener, and very fast growing facial hair. If you know a Witzig or someone who's in close contact with a Witzig they are likely to have the curse. If you know someone with the curse you probably have thought atleast once what he would be like in bed.

Look at him getting all the chicks all because of that damn witzig curse.

Hes got a deep voice, a big wiener and fast growing facial hair, he probably has the witzig curse.

Witzig Curse by blink182nms13 June 3, 2009

wittigence 

a brief, sudden, normally unexpected injection of wit and intelligence combined, generally in the midst of "other" subject matter or context

Professor was known for his often whimsical, sometimes scathing wittigences at unpredictable junctures of his lectures.

wittigence by the deficit kid July 12, 2009