with all due respect

A statement that when you hear you know your reply should be FUCK YOU!

Tom: With all due respect, I don't fancy you..I only fancy hot women.
Sheila: With all due respect, fuck you!

by madsb October 31, 2009

with all due respect

In military parlance it means 'no more respect than protocol requires me to show'. Opposite of the term: 'with respect'.

Said to a superior, a means of veiling contempt adequately enough to evade disciplinary action (depending on the words following it.) Applied frequently by top brass toward Congressmen during Senate Committee Hearings.

Said to a subordinate (rarely,) it sarcastically emphasizes how little respect the superior is required to SHOW, and how much less they're required to HAVE for the subordinate.

Commander Knox: Admiral, with all due respect, this is my boat.
Admiral Graham: Not anymore, "with all due respect".

by enkephalin07 November 28, 2015

with all due respect

another way to say "listen to me, you stubborn idiot!"

with all due respect, you should keep your hands off my keyboard.

with all due respect, keep that shit to yourself.

by charles chau April 9, 2008

with all due respect

‎"'With all due respect' is a much nicer way of saying 'Listen here, you fucking moron.'" --Andy Borowitz

"With all due respect to the folks that are out there running for office, as well, but if you replace a Democrat insider with a Republican insider, do you think that is gonna change a thing in Washington, D.C.?" --Rick Perry

by mum61e January 23, 2012

With All Due Respect

A phrase that allows the user to be a complete dick without being entirely rude.

Boss: Ted, I'm Going to have to fire you. Your output has-

Ted: With all due respect sir... Suck my TESTICLES

by CaptainTerror November 10, 2009

with all due respect

The phrase is a projection, an analysis, if you will of mental attributes or deficiencies.

Mr. Carpenter, with all due respect, when one uses the phrase "with all due respect", it actually means you consider the person you're talking-to is a moron. With all due respect.

by Jimmy The Law December 4, 2013

With all due respect

When you say something and cover it up to make it sound better.

Justin: with all due respect......
Brad: you can't say that!!
Justin: it makes it better!

by #3OrDie July 29, 2022