A comment often posted by Justin Bieber haters on YouTube videos that feature someone getting badly hurt. These comments often get a lot of thumbs-ups, and are usually posted by the more "angry" breed of haters.
Random Justin Bieber Hater: *watches video of someone getting run over by a speeding car, and then getting run over by another one* "Man, I wish that was Justin Bieber"
by JustinBieberHater82189339 January 3, 2012
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Any situation that you view online or from a third person and aspire to be one of the active people or objects in that particular situation.
*looking at a terribly animated photo of a baby cradled by a deformed mother*
BigJB21: god I wish that were me
by lukewarmwolf December 21, 2018
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The funniest pick up line ever made. It works really well, as I've used it on several occasions. The most notable of which was when i got with this really hot chick named Steve.
by Nick Shatan April 4, 2007
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Often said by Bonack to explain that he wants to punch someone in the face. Derives from the story of the time when Bonack punched a police horse in the face.
Bonack:Marty I wish you were a horse.

Marty: Why, so you could punch me in the face?

Bonack: Yessshhhhh
by crippus1 March 28, 2009
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Something your ex says when she can't accept the fact that she wasn't cute enough for you to sleep with
I wish you were gay that way I would know it wasn't me, but it was you
by The Hardest Pill To Swallow March 25, 2019
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A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.
Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.
by rarrrgh October 10, 2006
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