A comment often posted by Justin Bieber haters on YouTube videos that feature someone getting badly hurt. These comments often get a lot of thumbs-ups, and are usually posted by the more "angry" breed of haters.
Random Justin Bieber Hater: *watches video of someone getting run over by a speeding car, and then getting run over by another one* "Man, I wish that was Justin Bieber"
by JustinBieberHater82189339 January 3, 2012
Any situation that you view online or from a third person and aspire to be one of the active people or objects in that particular situation.
*looking at a terribly animated photo of a baby cradled by a deformed mother*
BigJB21: god I wish that were me
BigJB21: god I wish that were me
by lukewarmwolf December 21, 2018
The funniest pick up line ever made. It works really well, as I've used it on several occasions. The most notable of which was when i got with this really hot chick named Steve.
by Nick Shatan April 4, 2007
Often said by Bonack to explain that he wants to punch someone in the face. Derives from the story of the time when Bonack punched a police horse in the face.
Bonack:Marty I wish you were a horse.
Marty: Why, so you could punch me in the face?
Bonack: Yessshhhhh
Marty: Why, so you could punch me in the face?
Bonack: Yessshhhhh
by crippus1 March 28, 2009
Something your ex says when she can't accept the fact that she wasn't cute enough for you to sleep with
by The Hardest Pill To Swallow March 25, 2019
I wish this place and this country and this world ill
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 24, 2021
by rarrrgh October 10, 2006