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Wisecock 

An old, bald Chemistry teacher who has tourettes. Usually refers to doughnuts and old Indians who used to chew willow bark to ease any kind of their pain. If you get on his bad side, he will stare you down. I warn you: YOU WILL LOSE THE STARING CONTEST. He is so boring, he makes you want to eat salty pumpkin seeds and draw pictures of him.
You better watch out: Wisecock is staring at you. You better run away NOW.
Wisecock by dvb:) December 30, 2008
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