verizion wireless is poor fucking excuse for a internet service provider they go around saying how they are the best ever well fuck them they suck so fucking bad
peice of shit verizion wireless
by no one that u know January 17, 2009
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A shit phone company who makes you pay $75 for insurance and then when your phone breaks because Verizon does not manufacture their phones to last, you are chagred another $50 and then get sent a phone in which the keys do not work. You then must pay another $10 to have them transfer your information to your new shit phone but all the games and internet service you paid for do not go through, and have to pay $5 per game and even more on the internet. Photos also do not get transferred over even though you paid more than Verizon's employees get in a year.

This company mostly highers rude fat employees, who make you feel like you are the most retarded person in the world for asking a question.

This company is on the list of top companies to be burned down.
Verizon Wireless needs to go suck a fat one.
by bkmjtz January 16, 2010
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When you cum in the wrong direction and get another girl pregnant
Bro I s accidentally used wireless sperm on Lizzy now she’s preggo
by Douglas smithus May 17, 2021
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Pizza without any wires attached, so you can have it on the go. See also Boneless Pizza.
Guy 1: Damn u got pizza?!
Guy 2: Yeah, and it’s that new wireless pizza too.

Guy 1: Wow what’s that taste like?
Guy 2: It tastes like pizza.
by human-potato_hybrid March 17, 2020
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Famous conservative talk show host Mark Levin created a term to describe cell phone companies that promote left-leaning agendas like social justice, LGBTQIA, etc.
Pure Talk Wireless is the antidote to Woke Wireless and shares my values.
by jondich January 14, 2023
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A Cell phone company that claims to be the best but is nothing more than a company of con artists.

Examples are nothing but Truth! please read and make a decision. don't believe me google anything i've said. Fight The Power!
--Verizon Wireless--The Devil's company

They "add" V-cast- they take out everything that makes your phone a phone just to put that in. then they charge you for using it even when you decline the service.

Unlimited Texts- told customers last year that they had unlimited texts: what they failed to tell me was that it was only for VERIZON users. when questioned they said "oh, i thought you knew.sorry but i won't refund you. next time be more careful."

Those of the military with Verizon if they left for the war and they had to terminate service then they got hit with massive Fees that Verizon said would be null. think about those who've died there.
the family ends up wit the bill that they said would be excusable because of military.

Horrific Customer Service they will give you nothing but the run a round.

by Jim Spectre July 14, 2008
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A Celluar phone company located in the southern U.S. offering celluar phone service to 5 states. Texas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, New Mexico, and Mississippi.

To sum it all up this company sucks out the ass. Never purchase or attempt to become a customer of this telecommunications company. They have the worst customer service and their attempt to become national know will soon come to an end.

Nonetheless, it's a worthless celluar phone carrier and their services are unreliable. The hell with them.
"Dude, Centennial Wireless can suck my black, pimply, bushy ****."

"Yeah, I agree they do suck."
by Chris Castillo January 27, 2006
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