Winficist 

one who practices the loosely based religion known as Winficism

"As a loyal Winficist, I base all of my actions on the teachings of the all-mighty Oprah Gail Winfrey."
- Loyola, 81, Manchester, UK
"I have been a loyal practitioner of Winficism since I was 20 years old. It has changed my life for the better. Weiner?"
- Robert, 21, Ohio, US

Winficist by Brendan Duell, Nick Heskett January 11, 2009

Witticist 

A person who injects witticisms into a conversation. Usually speaks in an English accent, and his witty remarks are often met with generous "Oh hoh hoh"s.

The witticist can only be defeated by ignoring his clever remarks, which will frustrate him greatly. However, if you attempt to engage a witticist head-on, you are sure to be out-witted by him.

An example of a witticist in action:

Aspiring Writer: "I just defined a word on Urban Dictionary!"

Witticist: "Well, it's nice to see that you've finally been published."

Bystander: "Oh hoh hoh!"

Aspiring Writer: :/

Witticist by AbundantlyRedundant October 16, 2011

Winficism

the loosely based religion in which followers base their life, actions, and beliefs around the teachings of Oprah Gail Winfrey

"I watch Oprah religiously."
- Tammy, 39, Florida, US
"I have been a loyal practitioner of Winficism since I was 20 years old. It has changed my life for the better. Weiner?"
- Robert, 21, Ohio, US

Winficism by Brendan Duell, Nick Heskett January 11, 2009

winfinity 

To win. Forever.

to winfinity and beyond!

winfinity by alex t dd ddd June 1, 2009

winfinity 

more than infinity.

person one- i love you
person two- i love you more
person one- well i love you infinity!
person two- well i love you WINfinity...so i win!

winfinity by beankardashian April 15, 2009

Wafficist 

–noun
1. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various types of waffle determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own waffle is superior and has the right to rule others.

2. a policy, system of government, etc., based upon or fostering such a doctrine; discrimination.

3. hatred or intolerance of another waffle or other types of waffles.

4. Julie Ann N

Julie Ann is a wafficist, she wouldn't allow the waffle to be shared with other people.

Wafficist by SBKeLe January 6, 2010

wificity 

A husbands kind gesture, a verbal execution of the word wife with comic relief as intent.

Note urgency in definition.

Kind gesture.

"You are testament to wifeness, or wifehood, or wifing, or wivery, or whatever the right word is.
It's wificity....wifation...It's wificity"

wificity by WaltersRUs November 29, 2021