When a woman is wearing glasses while giving you oral pleasure, she pulls your member out of her hot mouth and begins wiping it back and forth across her spectacles while you "NUT" joyously. Thus immitating the windshield wash and wiping actions.
by Logan Bishop February 12, 2008
When a person takes another persons cock and wipes it back and forth across their face while that person is cumming.
That bitch was such a freak when I started cumming in her mouth she pulled it out and started smearing it back and forth all over her face like a gawdamned windshield wiper.
by M.Hines For President 2016 December 1, 2016
One must ejaculate his load on on a crying girl's face, and when done, you must tell the girl "it's okay baby", whilst wiping your load/ tears off of the girls face with your dick and making squeaking noise, like an actual windshield wiper would.
Hey girl, sorry for getting my load in your eyes, how about I make it up to you and break out the windshield wiper?
by FatD July 22, 2009
A sexual act performed by men of advancing years who cannot blast sperm onto their partner's face as they previously could. To compensate for the lack of launch power, the man jizzes into his hand and then wipes the jizz across his partner's face in a side to side motion, much like a windshield wiper.
Grandpa Ken can't blast his load onto Janes face like he once could, but she still enjoys when he gives her the windshield wiper.
by wschwie December 19, 2015
The technique used to test if a girl is, how you say, shaved or not; the process by which you start touching a girls stomach and then quickly swing a finger below her her belt and swoosh it back up (in a windshield wiper movement) before she can tell you you are being too forward.
On a first date I used the windshield wiper to find out what i really wanted to know about her. She had a jungle down there!
by ABC Maryland April 19, 2006
Used in a sentence: Last night I managed to give that slut the windshield wiper when she wasn't looking.
by Jholiday, Bell-dini November 14, 2013
When the girl sucks your dick you then ejaculate on her face and then use your dick to wipe it all of.
by aylibar12 December 8, 2008