You get a girl on her hands and knees in the doggy style position, and you slide the penis in between her butt cheeks, not the actual anus. While preforming aformentioned act, you must grab a breast, and swing it back and forth, thus " ringing the "liberty bell"
For the "liberty bell" examples, see above and use ones imagination
One must ejaculate his load on on a crying girl's face, and when done, you must tell the girl "it's okay baby", whilst wiping your load/ tears off of the girls face with your dick and making squeaking noise, like an actual windshield wiper would.
Hey girl, sorry for getting my load in your eyes, how about I make it up to you and break out the windshield wiper?