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To stink, suck, and even cause anger to the point where you want to unleash your wrath upon that particular object/person.
(suicidal thoughts may vary)

Those shoes are windows vista yo, you got to get some new ones
by Mr.Linux March 10, 2008
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A recently released version of windows that mac idiots often bash for its supposed errors. All of the critics of vista usually have not used the os at all, but just feel cool for crying and wishing mac was better. Mac=emo, nonconformists, crybaby hippies. Vista=mainstream,
Mac: Dude Windows Vista sucks it has errors narr!!!!
PC: You should probably learn how to use a computer.
Mac: Lets save the world, vista is stupidd!!! narrrrkkk!
by big poppy33 March 06, 2009
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Windows Vista is Microsoft's upcoming operating system (OS), due to be released in December of 2006. It will be the most powerful and most technologically advanced system in history, and will integrate web security into it's core (unlike all other Microsoft Products).

It will be the first system using DirectX 10, which is supposedly a big step forward in graphics technology. Halo 2 will be released ONLY for Vista, as an incentive. Also, Flight Simulator 2006 (aka FSX) will be released, and will unleash the next generation of simulated flight.

Microsoft has received much criticism due to excessive focus on visual features, rather than performance, within Windows Vista. Also, the price of Vista Ultimate is expected to be in the appauling $200-400 range, which may possibly worsen Microsoft's low sales (due to the XBOX 360).

Recently, they have received immense criticism for Microsoft's security and privacy settings, and have been accused of making spyware, known as the WGA (Windows Genuine Notification). Unfortunately, this technology will be integrated and unremovable from Vista, which also may decrease their popularity and sales.

System requirements also pose an issue to many consumers, due to their lack of the latest technology, which is QUITE out of reach to most, due to price. Microsoft recommends Vista users to have Dual-Core 64-bit Processors, and at LEAST 1GB Dual-Channel DDR2 Memory, and PCI-Express Motherboards. These features are still extremely expensive at this time, and with people not having access to it, Vista will have dramatically less copies sold.

Pirated copies of Windows Vista will not function, due to "genuine-technology", so millions of users from third-world countries may be stuck with Windows XP or earlier versions.

Last, but certainly not least, Internet Explorer 7 will be released with Windows Vista, and is said to be "much improved, secure and optimized", however many users will not be using it due to IE's history and lack of trust for Microsoft's browser.
Tom: ...and you know how bad IE is-
Joe: IE 7 is supposed to be really good!
Tom: I don't give a s**t, Firefox is better-
Joe: BUT-
Tom: Shut up!
Joe: Ok.... (sad) Anyway, I can't wait for FS2006, FS2004 Sucked!
Tom: I know, but your computer isn't good enough, and you can't afford Windows Vista.
Joe: Ok.... (crying) What about Halo 2?
Tom: Nope
Joe: Ok.... (weeping)
by gplpark92 August 07, 2006
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(Win-Dohss-Vistah) Garbage
Yo man im done my friut gushers where do i throw out the wrapper???


In the windows vista
by JORDYTHESEXYBEAST696969696969 September 27, 2008
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A Windows-based Operating System, released on October 22, 2009. It's base upon Windows XP made it functional in stock condition. Upon adding internet access and downloads to this concoction, Vista goes into Hyper-Security mode. It asks users constantly whether or not they want to let a program run.

In fact, it's so secure, it's material equivalent is not of titanium, continental crust, nor is it of wood. It's of swiss cheese.
Julia: Hey, Marissa! I just upgraded to Windows Vista. I'll be more secured than ever!

Marissa: May god have mercy on your computer's digital soul.
by MS-DOS March 15, 2012
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The latest Windows OS, specifically designed to make XP look better. It comes complete with an unreasonably shiny interface, compatibility issues and frequent crashing. In short, a Microsoft abortion.
Guy 1: I installed Windows Vista on my machine.

Guy 2: How cute. When are you going to get a real operating system?
by Frank Einblat March 29, 2008
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Largest epic failure of the Windows operating system, with more viruses, visual glitches, and annoying questions to drive any user out of their mind, built to be used for one day then wiped off the hard drive, being replaced by XP, MAC or Linux OS
Windows vista; making your life hell, one error report at a time =D
by Admiral' Awesome May 08, 2009
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