Me::What? I'll just reload it.
WindowsXP:: Program crashed, too low on ram, would you like to restart Windows.
WindowsXP:: Are you sure?
WindowsXP:: Are you sure that you're sure?
WindowsXP:: Do you want to restart your computer?
Windows98:: System Crashed, please press Ctrl+Alt+Delete to restart.
Me:: Keyboard froze.
WindowsNT:: Service Pack 1 is now available.
WindowsNT:: Service Pack 2 is now available.
WindowsNT:: Service Pack 3, 4, and 5 are now availalbe.
WindowsNT:: Service Pack 6.....
Me:: I'll just WineX Warcraft 3 for now one.
Windows 2000 Development Team (5,345 people)
Windows 2000 Boot Screen
My Windows 2000 Desktop
About Windows 2000
Win2k will run almost all software made for WinXP, but since M$ wants your money, they have begun to intentionally cripple software to only work under WinXP, eg; Windows Media Player 10.
"Dumbass, you need Windows 2000. Welcome to 1 1/4 decades ago!
Meh, no-one will notice.