Time window in which one's poop can emerge before constipation takes effect.
Susan: Oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or I am going to miss my Window of Pooportunity.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...

Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.
by Dr Steve Stevey July 21, 2013

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