Windoof

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A german form that makes fun of Microsoft Windows (doof meaning stupid, silly) often used by Mac or Linux Users

Guy 1: Oh man mein Windows craht die ganze Zeit (Oh man my windows is crashing all the time)
Guy 2: Windoof ist ja auch scheisse, benutz 'nen mac! ( That's because Windoof sucks, use a mac!)
Guy 3: Haha, Mac ist genauso scheisse wie Windoof, benutz Linux! (Haha, Mac sucks as bad as Windoof, use Linux!)

Windoof by King Hermy July 12, 2009

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Windolf XP

The infamous Necrosoft operating system imbibed with the evil spirit of Adolf H.

....Opening mspaint......Windolf Xp edition....
BSOD again? This OS is creeping me out!

Windolf XP by n008a April 11, 2009

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Mr. Windorf

True story.

1 - Hey, have you heard that?
2 - Yeah, is it true?
1 - Yeah! It's a Mr. Windorf!

Mr. Windorf by hisfavoritestudent March 10, 2013

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Windowfart

When you have several instant messenger windows open and you accidentally type something into one of them that was meant to go to another person. Usually something that can get you in trouble if it goes to the wrong recipient. Similar to a brain fart.

Oh no, I just totally windowfarted and sent the following message to my boss instead of my friend.

Message - "Did you hear that he smoked a joint in the hallway outside the office yesterday?"

Windowfart by PixieBug October 16, 2008

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Windoor

A man who walks like a chimpanzee, eats nothing but beans and creates a draft when he walks by

Oh man did ye see that guy?
He’s definitely a windoor

Windoor by Bertie Murphy July 31, 2021

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windoor

A windoor is a glass door that is clearly able to be used as a window.

Hey man, is Tyler here yet?

I don't know dude, check the windoor.

windoor by Tjnill13 October 7, 2016

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Windolf

Windolf’s, fucking legends. Best people on earth

Went fishing with the Windolf’s and they were awsome

Windolf by Jimmy willie September 18, 2018

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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