Wimbledick

The urge to masturbate in the middle of (or while watching) a wimbledon game. (Usually while two females are on the field.) Also refers to a person who suffers from this condition, a penis that is extremely prone to this condition, a horny lesbian who likes to watch women play tennis, or simply just a game that is seductive enough to trigger the male or female genitalia enough for masturbation, usually leading to instant orgasm and/or spontaneous combustion.

i was watching serena williams battle against maria sharapova and i got real hard while watching it so i rubbed on my wimbledick for a few minutes then i grabbed the ky and started cranking it then i busted two nuts and it splattered all over the screen. wimbledon is the best female sport ever hands down

Wimbledick by ogdajuiceman July 2, 2010

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Dimbledick

A derogatory term a boy may call a girl while they are having sexual intercourse and she keeps going not realizing he already came.

Corey said "Katie, you are such a dimbledick, i already came!"

Dimbledick by katesroomie October 12, 2010

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Wimbledick • wimbledink • Dimbledick • wiffledick • wimblestick • wobbledick • Wompledick

wimblestick

A magic stick, like a magic wand

Stand back! Ive got my Wimblestick with me

wimblestick by Wimble December 13, 2013

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wobbledick

A certainly painful condition caused by the violent bending or twisting of a mans penis. This usually occurs when the penis inadvertantly slips out of a womens vagina while she is on top thrusting downwards during intercourse.

I'm sorry babe but I can't have sex for a couple of days because you gave me wobbledick last night.

wobbledick by Steven A. Hammock January 7, 2005