1) A town in Fairfield County, Connecticut where people enjoy country clubs, boating and clubbing. Parents are in denial and always think their children are the best, which results in an egotistical youth, underage drinking and smoking. Kids have too much of their parents money to spend and not enough to do to use it, so they turn to marijuana, cigarettes and alcohol.
2) The Basis of the movie "Stepford Wives". The screenwriter lived in Wilton for two years, and although exaggerated, based on Wilton. Where everything seems perfect, even if the people's lives are falling apart.
3) A sort of Pleasantville
2) The Basis of the movie "Stepford Wives". The screenwriter lived in Wilton for two years, and although exaggerated, based on Wilton. Where everything seems perfect, even if the people's lives are falling apart.
3) A sort of Pleasantville
1) "Hey I'm gonna go skip a Wilton High School class and smoke a cigarette in the bathroom, wanna join?"
2) "Hey! Everything's going well! (in head: my parents are getting a divorce)
3) "Keeping up with the Jones'"
2) "Hey! Everything's going well! (in head: my parents are getting a divorce)
3) "Keeping up with the Jones'"
by A Wiltonian August 16, 2008
Person 1: (sees a guy heavily flirting with another guy) Is he gay?
Person 2: Nah he's just a Wilton.
Person 2: Nah he's just a Wilton.
by lolagabriella February 7, 2010
Wilton was the Ancient capital of The Kingdom of Wessex from the late 8th until the late 11th century, and gave its name to the County of Wiltshire
Wilton House owned by The 18th Earl Lord and Lady Pembroke, gifted to The 1st Earl by King Henry VII, is one of the locations used to film "The Crown", "Bridgerton" The Newer "Tomb Raider" movie amongst several other period dramas.
The famous Wilton Carpet Factory.
Stonehenge is 8 miles distance from Wilton.
Salisbury City is 4 miles neighbouring, famous for its Cathedral, but of late, the horrendous Novichock poisonings.
Wilton House owned by The 18th Earl Lord and Lady Pembroke, gifted to The 1st Earl by King Henry VII, is one of the locations used to film "The Crown", "Bridgerton" The Newer "Tomb Raider" movie amongst several other period dramas.
The famous Wilton Carpet Factory.
Stonehenge is 8 miles distance from Wilton.
Salisbury City is 4 miles neighbouring, famous for its Cathedral, but of late, the horrendous Novichock poisonings.
by Cunning Stunt July 9, 2022
1 a town of rich preppey snobs
2 a town of rebellious outcasts who hate wilton and stereotype wilton into a town of rich preppy snobs.
3 a town where rebellious "wilton-haters" are just as rich and snobby as all the preppy ones
4 a town where so many are fighting the system, that they are actually joining it and making it stronger.
5 a town where wilton lacrosse dominates FCIACS 2004 and every other year.
6 a town reknown for the consumption of alcohol and cannabis (see beat wilton... for more details about the consumption of alcohol).
7 a town filled with people you just hate to love.
2 a town of rebellious outcasts who hate wilton and stereotype wilton into a town of rich preppy snobs.
3 a town where rebellious "wilton-haters" are just as rich and snobby as all the preppy ones
4 a town where so many are fighting the system, that they are actually joining it and making it stronger.
5 a town where wilton lacrosse dominates FCIACS 2004 and every other year.
6 a town reknown for the consumption of alcohol and cannabis (see beat wilton... for more details about the consumption of alcohol).
7 a town filled with people you just hate to love.
Bitch about wilton all you want, bitch about the rich kids, bitch about the rebels, bitch about the jocks, the preps, and the princesses....its the same everywhere!!!
by a kickass kid who loves attention May 16, 2005
A town in Connecticut idolized almost exclusively for its good schools and cheaper cost of living as compared to New Canaan or Darien. As such, a large percentage of Wilton's population does not have permanent residency plans and 'For-Sale' signs often coincide with graduation banners.
Wilton's pie de resistance is undoubtedly its High School, although you a preliminary visual inspection would not suggest this. The building is an architectural shit-show filled with choke-points, haphazard facility placement, and an unwelcomingly bureaucratic exterior.
There is a strikingly large gap between the high and low ends of Wilton's income spectrum, however, Wilton residents almost all share one thing in common. Everyone is white. 2015 census reports show that 93% of Wilton consists of White Caucasians. At one point in time, only 2 black families resided in Wilton out of approximately 16,000 people.
The teens of Wilton High School vary in background and motivation. A solid percentage are academic devotees who care passionately about securing their future economic success through the pursuit of resume fodder opportunities. Another large percentage consists of well-to-do jackoffs who skip school on the regular. And although the school administration will adamantly deny it, Wilton students are extremely racist, likely due to isolationism from racial struggle provided by what can only be described as the 'Wilton Bubble Effect'
I have a big penis.
Wilton's pie de resistance is undoubtedly its High School, although you a preliminary visual inspection would not suggest this. The building is an architectural shit-show filled with choke-points, haphazard facility placement, and an unwelcomingly bureaucratic exterior.
There is a strikingly large gap between the high and low ends of Wilton's income spectrum, however, Wilton residents almost all share one thing in common. Everyone is white. 2015 census reports show that 93% of Wilton consists of White Caucasians. At one point in time, only 2 black families resided in Wilton out of approximately 16,000 people.
The teens of Wilton High School vary in background and motivation. A solid percentage are academic devotees who care passionately about securing their future economic success through the pursuit of resume fodder opportunities. Another large percentage consists of well-to-do jackoffs who skip school on the regular. And although the school administration will adamantly deny it, Wilton students are extremely racist, likely due to isolationism from racial struggle provided by what can only be described as the 'Wilton Bubble Effect'
I have a big penis.
Normal Person: Hey why did you move to Wilton?
Wilton Resident: Because the schools are very good and living as a housewife in a 3m dollar mansion will help me forget my marital problems.
Normal Person: I want to move to Wilton now because I hate myself
Wilton Resident: That's totally fine, would you mind rolling up your sleeve?
Normal Person: Sure *rolls up sleeve*
Wilton Resident: *screams* I didn't know you were a nig- I mean.... Are you sure you have enough money to move here? Maybe you should try Bridgeport. *calls police*
Wilton Resident: Because the schools are very good and living as a housewife in a 3m dollar mansion will help me forget my marital problems.
Normal Person: I want to move to Wilton now because I hate myself
Wilton Resident: That's totally fine, would you mind rolling up your sleeve?
Normal Person: Sure *rolls up sleeve*
Wilton Resident: *screams* I didn't know you were a nig- I mean.... Are you sure you have enough money to move here? Maybe you should try Bridgeport. *calls police*
by Gon Bopsin August 20, 2019
That one kid that plays every sport possible, makes friends without trying, and is popular for no reason whatsoever. He can be nice at times but is also extremely ignorant to other people and their feelings. Very loud and annoying but his best feature is how caring he can be in some situation. Is always a good ally in your toughest battle and can still be an over great bestfriend.
by TitanMcCraft3 June 10, 2019
Wilton is the biggest waste of Fairfield County land mass in Connecticut. A mix of new and some old money, kids grow up thinking that the world revolves around them. Wilton is a bubble that has THE most USELESS stores possible: GAP, Chicos, etc. The movie theatre and Starbucks have only been there for about 4 years. Come people - who really needs 2 grocery stores: Village Market (for pretentious Wiltonians who rather pay more for their Bisquik at some snooty "market" where you'll find some of the very few high schoolers who actually work) and Stop & Shop. Come hang out in "The Center" - everything closes at 9:30...except Coldstone- don't get too excited. J.Crew and Abercrombie rule. There are more Coach bags in Wilton than sober/clean middle schoolers. Roads suck here - so do the cops who insist on pulling over EVERYONE for speeding and what not...there is nothing else for them to do here. It's in the woods. Too many bugs. Wranglers (the cars of choice...for some nauseatingly odd reason) and 745is risk colliding with rampant deer on winding, narrow pathways referred to as roads. Wiltonians worship Kristine Lilly and have named everything from streets to fields after her. Everyone either plays LAX, field hockey or soccer. Play another sport and suffer the consequences: ridicule and poor funding. The only good thing about Wilton is that its an hour train ride away from NYC. Get out while you can...or stop by Trackside for a good time ;)
"Hey Sarah - After class lets go to the Wilton LAX game."
"For sure, and then we can go hang out in the center and maybe get a Frappachino at Starbucks!"
"For sure, and then we can go hang out in the center and maybe get a Frappachino at Starbucks!"
by *wilton's phinest* August 16, 2005