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Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper 

A work friendly way of calling someone a dickhead, asshole or piece of shit.
Coworker #1: “I cant stand that fucking dumb ass piece of shit boss we have! He just keeps making fun of everyone and just sits on his ass all day while we work our asses off! How is that fair?!”

Coworker #2: “Wow now! Lets have a little more class than that! We could get fired for swearing up a storm like that! How about from now on we refer to our boss as “Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper” - surly thats a lot more work appropriate. Also, its sure to make anyone laugh and break the tension in the room!

Willy the one-eyed wonder worm 

Willy the one-eyed wonder worm probed the depths of Jane's cavernous orifices

willy the one eyes jungle worm 

The largest cockasourus know to man who only ate baby's feet. It was known to swallow women whole to in pregnant them. It was always horny.
For example a tall man walkin down the street who sees a women drags her Into a ditch and rapes her will be called "willy the one eyes jungle worm"

the worm will turn 

From an ancient proverb, "the worm will turn when trodden upon" meaning the meekest among us will fight back when provoked. It can also mean a change in fortune.
The people of New Orleans built their city below sea level. Katrina proved that the worm will turn.
the worm will turn by sheryl D October 1, 2006

Even the worm will turn 

“Even the worm will turn" is an English language expression used to convey the message that even the meek, the most docile and submissive, will retaliate when pushed too far.
After years of mistreatment, Sully finally stood up for himself—proof that even the worm will turn.
Even the worm will turn by Shae.s February 1, 2025

willywomps 

A slur for Anglos with a superiority complex based on a fictional British food made of raw clams and dirty pennies mixed together. The dish was imagined by TikToker @min.aaaa1: "You think you're cool just because you eat some of the worst dishes conceived by mankind. Huh? You eat something called willywomps and it's just raw clams and dirty pennies mixed together." Can be used to refer to the food or the individual.
Just because they run around with that accent and eat willywomps don't mean their sh*t don't stink.

I'm gonna smack this smug-ass willywomp if he says one more stupid thing about race!
willywomps by RavenBillowOSinner November 24, 2021