A sexual act where a guy takes his penis (Schwartz, think Spaceballs the Movie) out of a girl's ass and it's covered in feces and procedes to stick it in either her mouth or vagina.
John gave Sally the 'ol Chocolate Schwartz last night
by Sayruh81 March 21, 2011
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A young savage that surfs the ROBLOX Twitter Community and likes to post pictures of himself without any clothes on.
by Twinny_RBLX December 31, 2015
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Pronounced "Red Shuvatzah".Schwartze is the Yiddish word for "black".
It is a play on the term "Red Lobster"because blacks think that the restaurant is such a classy place to go,what with their cloth napkins
umlimited cheesy butter biscuits.They are the reason "Red Lobster" is going to an automatic gratuity.They had better take EBT.
Girl,we bet be gettin' to the "Red Schwartze" for some scrimps.
by Goose Tatum August 28, 2013
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The act of sticking ones finger up a females butt hole before the person reaches first base.
"Dude you should totally Michael Schwartz her tonight"
"Its our first date"
"That's the point".
by Menwithouthats May 1, 2010
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1. Meteorologist on the Delaware Valley's channel 10 NBC news. He makes promotional commercials featuring his mom and he enjoys a super silly bow tie now and again... or everyday.

2. Someone who makes up innaccurate information for a living, while looking like a douche doing it.
1. Hurricane Schwartz just made a cheeky joke about precipitation. Oh Hurricane!

2. Meteorologists, lawyers, and catholic priests are all considered hurricane schwartzes
by Franklin Delano Roosevelt March 8, 2005
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Lisa Schwartz (Lisbug) is an American YouTube Star , entertainer, singer and actress. Has over 1 million subscribers on YouTube. com and is in a relationship with YouTube Star Shane Dawson and own Unicorn (Corny the Dog)
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It is basically growing a pair and declaring that you're finally going to make a move on the girl that you want. Also a code so no one knows who the fuck you're talking about in order to avoid suspicion.
Travis: Dude when are you going for Schwartz?
Paul: ah shit dude....we'll see when I ask her to formal.
by ShoeniceXx December 5, 2014
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