wiley-coyote

denotes a closeted gay/homosexual when it appears on a big rig truck

That brian is a wiley-coyote.

by hershmeister July 21, 2022

rusty wiley

The resulting crusty substance which tends to get embedded into carpet after an older gentleman gives a reach-around to a dog.

I know your grandfather was giving a reach-around to the family dog because this morning I stepped in the rusty wiley.

by slayerslayer August 12, 2011

Cracker who plays banjo and hacks computers. Poor as shit.

Fionn Wiley is such a cracker.

by fw32-54 December 24, 2012

A large, fat man, who eats a lot of muffins

Man 1: “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse”
Man 2: “Don’t be a “Wiley” that chocolate chip muffin from bagel shmagel could feed a family.”

by fatwiley64 April 22, 2023

Wiley is a Wiley.

by Hëłlôó March 30, 2022

A bad ass who is the best friend in the world. Can steal any manz if she wants. She is the best.

Wiley is the best.

by u_a_scary_clown January 17, 2020