Wiley Janasik

Wiley Janasik
by Clamchowder January 14, 2015
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Wiley's Lust

Wiley's Lust is a lust so strong, specifically from a senior towards a freshman, that it triggers an insatiable desire to goon uncontrollably. The freshmen in question are, as Wiley would say, "mature for their age", so Wiley's Lust triggers one to want to "climb that tree". This gross lust is out of hand, comparable to the seven deadly sin that goes by the same name, and nobody can be saved from it. Once you have Wiley's Lust, you're done for and you'll become a super senior preying on freshmen forever.
Oh no, why is that freshman fine? Why do I want to climb that tree? I think I'm developing WIley's Lust....
by NamanBaz July 08, 2024
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Wiley On Wheels

Roses are red
Violets are blue
She'll have your devices down
Or it's bye bye for you!

This girl is a math machine,
watch out out for those poppers!
she'll roll in on her thunderbird (or cart)

and rock your world!

Just remember to clean up your room.
Here comes Wiley On Wheels! Oh man, She is MAD!
by Caden F. May 28, 2021
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Fionn Wiley

Cracker who plays banjo and hacks computers. Poor as shit.
Fionn Wiley is such a cracker.
by fw32-54 December 24, 2012
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jadin Wiley

A guy who gets the most girls out of all of his friends. He is tall and really attractive. Jadin also is known to have a lot of money.
Yo is that jadin Wiley? He is so chill, I wish I could be like him
by Anonymous927462 July 28, 2024
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wiley

A large, fat man, who eats a lot of muffins
Man 1: “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse
Man 2: “Don’t be a “Wiley” that chocolate chip muffin from bagel shmagel could feed a family.”
by fatwiley64 April 22, 2023
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Wiley

Wiley is a Wiley.
by Hëłlôó March 30, 2022
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