The coolest and hottest guy ever. He gets all the ladies and is better than anyone named Brody Glusenkamp. Also a goober.
by Tim Hoerton August 17, 2022
Not to be confused with Megaman's arch rival, Dr. Wiley, the seemingly harmless Mr. Wiley should only be approached with extreme caution (when absolutely necessary). The following criminal attributes apply to Mr. Wiley, and contribute to his overall danger rating:
- Extreme prejudice towards correct spelling, sentence structure, pronunciation and syntax.
- Prone to spontaneous waltzing/ballroom dancing with unsuspecting victims (could be your very own spouse).
- Overly-observant of people/situations, which may lead to undesirable personal discovery.
- Able to become ghost-like when necessary. He could easily approach a police officer with a handshake and a smile, only to fade into the surrounding scenery with a pocket-full of evil.
- Will likely become a permanent fixture in your life as family, not just a friend. Mr. Wiley is that nigga that will get up out of bed at 4:00am to get you out of a serious jam . . . no questions asked.
- Extreme prejudice towards correct spelling, sentence structure, pronunciation and syntax.
- Prone to spontaneous waltzing/ballroom dancing with unsuspecting victims (could be your very own spouse).
- Overly-observant of people/situations, which may lead to undesirable personal discovery.
- Able to become ghost-like when necessary. He could easily approach a police officer with a handshake and a smile, only to fade into the surrounding scenery with a pocket-full of evil.
- Will likely become a permanent fixture in your life as family, not just a friend. Mr. Wiley is that nigga that will get up out of bed at 4:00am to get you out of a serious jam . . . no questions asked.
*The cops were all over him, but he just busted a Mr. Wiley and vanished. Haven't seen him in days.
*Mr. Wiley can't two-step for shit, but he can sure waltz his way out of the Winchester.
*Mr. Wiley can't two-step for shit, but he can sure waltz his way out of the Winchester.
by LordDecius August 16, 2017
Wiley Style is unique blend of electronic disco, narcissism, heavy drinking (especially alcoholic energy drinks), sexual lewdness, festive gaming, eurotrash, stimulant usage, heavy activity, Taoism, Nihilism, bike culture, hatred for the Po(lice) and other elements to create a open, friendly, energized and belligerent atmosphere.
A cornerstone of Wiley Style is staying the course meaning that the party must go on until it be deemed suitable for it to end.
A cornerstone of Wiley Style is staying the course meaning that the party must go on until it be deemed suitable for it to end.
A Wiley Style party would be one with variety of people coming together to smoke, play games and get the fuck down together.
A Wiley Style radio show is one with lots of trashy electronic with frequent sexual references from both the music and the DJ.
A Wiley Style radio show is one with lots of trashy electronic with frequent sexual references from both the music and the DJ.
by Swendsen July 30, 2009
A very kind girl who is artistic, friendly, funny, and has a passion for dancing. She loves all animals but mostly sea life and dogs. When she goes to a party and enters a room at least one person says "now it's a party". She also loves to sing and act, she will go for any part as long as it doesn't get in the way of her dance, family, or friends. School is wonderful for her but does not like math as much as her other classes science is one of her favorites. She is very understanding and does not question most things just goes along. She usually is very loud, bright, and not even close to shy.
by Glenda Claire October 27, 2012
You do something stupid, but you're too stupid to back down and dig a bigger hole instead.
f you watch his Instagram videos, you can literally see with each video his realisation of his stupidity, but the insecure, stubbornness to double down on his comments. Digging the hole deeper and deeper
f you watch his Instagram videos, you can literally see with each video his realisation of his stupidity, but the insecure, stubbornness to double down on his comments. Digging the hole deeper and deeper
Did you see that guy that said something silly about Jewish people on twitter? Didn't like being pulled up on his comments and decided to double down making things worse for himself. Defo pulling a Wiley!
by #darrellmills July 27, 2020
A Guy who trys to make Bazinga a thing, known for being tall, intelligent, handsome, tattooed, dorkishly funny, and usually drives a big truck. Also has been known to be called Superman, Superdick, Scrum and Body Surfer. Sometimes has Super Gorgeous Boss Babe female named Sam with him.
That guy is such a David Wiley, bazinga is not a real thing. Or
You're a body surfer, I mean you're David Wiley.
You're a body surfer, I mean you're David Wiley.
by Princess Khaos June 27, 2020
Harold wiley is a mythical creature whos stomping grounds are that of the capital of PA, Harrisburg. Harold is known for his Harley, divorce status and weight. Harold is a great hunter as his technique that involves riding his harley whilst holding a rirfle, Harold is also a profound fisherman. Lastly harold is main plug of harrisburg, and is tight with OWBbenji.
by Javhsid October 20, 2023