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One who spends hours creating a Power Point presentation only to lose the entire thing due to an error while saving said presentation. Then finding out the reason that the presentation took so long was that they have really bad Power Point skills. This person should never volunteer or be appointed the "Power Pointer".
Me: What's up?
Jen: Oh I've spent all day on this project and my computer crashed.

Me: You're such a Wikoff
Wikoff by WolfWhere? August 25, 2010
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1.Wearing no pants or shorts

2.Wearing no underwear.

1.WHY ARE YOU WYKOFFING OUT IN PUBLIC!

2.I"M TELLING DAD IF YOU WYKOFF AGAIN!
Wykoff by Trmp buddy.1313131311333 October 18, 2008
wikipedia inspired graffiti, referencing a "citation needed" sticker found on New York subway advertising.
first sighted from user Alex at SNARFD.COM

first sticker referenced found:
cafepress.com/kevandotorg.159703855
"Did you see the wikiffiti on that Palm ad?"

It's designed for a more social life... (citation needed)
wikiffiti by jmfp January 14, 2008
The art of vandalising wikipedia
"The wiki for Dick Cheney says he's 1003!""I wikiffiti that shit all the time, yo!"
Wikiffiti by I<3Lauren June 6, 2009
when a girl sucks on a males ball sack. and gives hickies all over it
Benny: Dude i told my girlfriend to wakoff to me.

Scott: What did she do?

Benny: gave me hikies all over my ball sack...
Wakoff by peanut butter girl July 30, 2009

Wikoffing 

Wikoffing is when you place your legs behind your head and successfully suck your own dick.
“Oh man, I was bored last time and decided to do some Wikoffing!”
Wikoffing by Anon1847338583 January 8, 2019

Wkoff It* 

*what kind of fucking friend is that

Definition: something exclaimed in a frustrated situation where ur friends are not treating you the way you treat them.
TIME TO GET SOME NEW FRIENDS

so called pal " hey you know, i got a super awesome job and cashin in mad money, screwin a HB and so.. what about you"

"im hangin in there, life's tough "

" oh well thats tooo badd "

" ok now ur seriously being a Wkoff It*"
Wkoff It* by BearHawk May 19, 2009