Wikoff

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One who spends hours creating a Power Point presentation only to lose the entire thing due to an error while saving said presentation. Then finding out the reason that the presentation took so long was that they have really bad Power Point skills. This person should never volunteer or be appointed the "Power Pointer".

Me: What's up?
Jen: Oh I've spent all day on this project and my computer crashed.

Me: You're such a Wikoff

Wikoff by WolfWhere? August 25, 2010

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Wykoff

1.Wearing no pants or shorts

2.Wearing no underwear.

1.WHY ARE YOU WYKOFFING OUT IN PUBLIC!

2.I"M TELLING DAD IF YOU WYKOFF AGAIN!

Wykoff by Trmp buddy.1313131311333 October 18, 2008

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wikiffiti

wikipedia inspired graffiti, referencing a "citation needed" sticker found on New York subway advertising.
first sighted from user Alex at SNARFD.COM

first sticker referenced found:
cafepress.com/kevandotorg.159703855

"Did you see the wikiffiti on that Palm ad?"

It's designed for a more social life... (citation needed)

wikiffiti by jmfp January 14, 2008

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Wikiffiti

The art of vandalising wikipedia

"The wiki for Dick Cheney says he's 1003!""I wikiffiti that shit all the time, yo!"

Wikiffiti by I<3Lauren June 6, 2009

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Wakoff

when a girl sucks on a males ball sack. and gives hickies all over it

Benny: Dude i told my girlfriend to wakoff to me.

Scott: What did she do?

Benny: gave me hikies all over my ball sack...

Wakoff by peanut butter girl July 30, 2009

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Wikoffing

Wikoffing is when you place your legs behind your head and successfully suck your own dick.

“Oh man, I was bored last time and decided to do some Wikoffing!”

Wikoffing by Anon1847338583 January 8, 2019

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Wkoff It*

*what kind of fucking friend is that

Definition: something exclaimed in a frustrated situation where ur friends are not treating you the way you treat them.

TIME TO GET SOME NEW FRIENDS

so called pal " hey you know, i got a super awesome job and cashin in mad money, screwin a HB and so.. what about you"

"im hangin in there, life's tough "

" oh well thats tooo badd "

" ok now ur seriously being a Wkoff It*"

Wkoff It* by BearHawk May 19, 2009

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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